It pains me to say it, but for now the Napkin Tie is just a fun farce, one of many story experiments from StoryLab. I hope it made you smile.

Part of me would really like to see this crazy idea become a reality, though. If you believe in this enough to put your money where your neck decoration is, put your email in below. If there’s enough interest I’ll try to make this thing happen. Here’s hoping we can make this silliness real!

Thanks for reading.

At Your Service,

John C. Rhea
Chief Napkin Tester, NapkinTie
Chief Story Scientist, StoryLab

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